:: Dreams and Other Chimera ::

:: 25.2.03 ::

Post Blerg...

Last night started off cool and then sucked... I ate some bad Denny's (as if theres any other kind) This is the sort of thing that happens to you when you try to look for reasonable food at an unreasonable hour. So I spend the night after 2 am in a sorry state, and, without going into details, didn't make it to bed. Hence, I didn't do work.

So now (late afternoon) I feel much better, but having missed a day of work, will probabally feel guilty if I go and do anything....

:: James [+] ::
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Mwhahah!

I managed to do somenthing I've been wanting to do for quite some time on friday, I got to turn the Evacuate Key!

It was almost as much fun as I'd thought It'd be, except for the bells and such...

Ta

:: James [+] ::
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Tired...

Just basking in the post having gone to gym glow. About to go out for brunch. To everyone who reads this that plays Purgatory Sorry that I didn't make it. Payday was yesterdady, hopefully I can streatch the money for a while. Aside from that... cheers.

:: James [+] ::
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You know, its funny. Normally we have great service at the new asian village, but last night was kinda not as much fun... It turns out that there's 3 sisters who are the main waitresses in there, so 2 of them wern't working, and the third was, but was sick. So most of our service came from the bartender, who was doing the rounds, making Chai, and such. I think that in the entire evening I didn't actually pour myself any Chai, it all came from her as she went by. Apperently she was practicing the distance pour thing.

So that was cool.

Secondly, I got into a conversation this afternoon about what would happen if McDonalds were to fracture into a bunch of sub companies and diversify, specifically if they opened McDonalds Arms Co. You could go order a Mc-15, or a Mc-7 for all those canadian millitary personelle.

Just think of it, in the States, alot of millitary equipment is the M-something, so you just add the c to it. While in Canuk land it is C-something... just add a M.

You could have a block of Mc-4 for the blowing of doors and making of traps. Take out targets at half a click with a Mc-21, and don't forget about the value comboes for third world armies

McInfantry Combo comes with a Mc-16 with extra bullets, and a full complement of Happy Armor.

McMedic comes with a standard McSidearm and several varietys of McPlasma expanders, for extra happy combat first aid.

And don't forget about the McGunner which comes with super sized bullets and a McPara, along with Extra Happy Armor.

Don't forget to Super Size any combo for a upgrade to your McNades.

:: James [+] ::
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I know, I know... two posts in a day... will the shock subside?

So I spent the evening blissfully talking with a friend. We went to New Asian Village and had dinner and loitered. Then we went back to his place and I attempted to fix his plumbing without any success... and now bed, for it is a new day tomorrow....

Talk to y'all then.



(editors note: The texan did have a tag to start it, but my browser thought it was actual HTML code and got rid of it)

:: James [+] ::
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You know, its funny. Whenever somenthing gets into my head that I should post here, I forget about it before I get here... and it doesn't get posted...

<3 hours later>

Well that was a good nap... so lets just turn on the computer and... doh... I was posting and I slept....

Last week, I wanted to post something that was writing itsself in my head, and never got around to it, despite telling someone that I was going to post it. So here it is, to be ignored at someones leisure.

So I took some flack for my post a while back about putting Ikea furniture togeather (as mentioned in comments) So here is another installment for you:

I have a passion for watching people eat raw meat. Its the sort of thing that I do all the time. Dinner, a movie, and raw meat. To me nothing is better than the sight of people tossing, choking, and even gagging it back. Its great to do that after a long, hard day at work, a little bit of a pressure realease as it were. And everyone who's tried it has even gotten over the fishy taste in time.

Now I have only one problem with this concept, and that is that my girlfriend won't come out with me for this. Not that I blame her but most people will at least try it. I'm not going to force her though, I do have one more attempt though. So I have picked the place and hopefully the mood will be right... mabey it'll happen.

I have a one track gutter, and it's all mine.

:: James [+] ::
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Man, what a boring busride. I hopped the bus to Calgary, having decided to spend the weekend mostly at my parents place, and discovered that the seat I got had 2 major flaws. The first was that both reading lights had burned out. The second was that it was as far as you could get away from a tv on the bus. So no reading or movie for me. Fortunetatly I had my mp3 playin' discman with me, and so did have music to keep me sane. Now I'm in calgary with nothing to do... My friend down here can't get togeather so, to quote radioactivemessiah, "I got nothing."

Been doing a little behind the scenes work on a side project that will get posted soon, I can't believe that I actually got togeather the energy to actually do this, but more on it later.

I went out for Sushi with my father the other day. I don't usually drink, but ended up downing a little more than half a bottle of Sake... it was good, food was better, company was even better though.

Lastly, take a look at this, Motivational posters.... wonderful posters.... Special mention for this has to go to Anna as it is dreadfully funny. Go to despair.com and check the rest out.

:: James [+] ::
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So Tuesday night was fairly surreal.

It all started innocently enough, I made arrangements to go over to my girlfriends house and hang out. We had no real plans aside from mabey watching some anime and me giving her a backrub or something. So then I head over, a little late mostly due to trying to compile some of my songs into some good driving music. I get there and her girlfriend is over already.

Bugger.

So, while my GF was distracted, I gave her GF a copy of a pamphlet from one of my favorite restraunts, advertising delivery. This prompts a phone call, some bribery, and a little bit of secretive goings on as she orderd some food. Then we sit down and talk gaming for an hour or so as her GF and I wait anxiously for the food to arrive. The food finally arrives and I pin down my GF while her GF gets the food and brings it in, plates are brought out, tables magically clear, and dinner is served.

Dinner contained its own forms of hilarity, mostly comming in a quote, "Wow, I'm having a candlelit dinner with my husband, my boyfriend, and my girlfriend, it feels odd." To which her husband replied, "If its making you uncomfortable, I can leave..." The other form was watching my GF attempt to stick spicy food: 1. Up her nose, 2. In her ear (I kid you not.) It was humorous only in that she hit 3 orifices in under 5 minuites. It was summarially theorized that it wasn't that she hadn't learned her lesson from the first time, simply that the lesson was not broadly enough defined. For example, the lesson she may have learned is "Don't stick spicy food up my nose, it hurts." Where it mabey should have been, "Don't stick spicy food into any places of my body where the skin layer is thin, excepting the mouth."

Aside from that, the afformentioned CD was a failure, I will have to try harder next time.

Also I managed to make my boss gape in amazement at my unexpected resourcefulness. I can be pretty mean to him, when I put my mind to it.

:: James [+] ::
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